When I pass a test that everyone else fails
My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.”
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.
There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
perfect for school lunches
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"